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Looking for what I wanted found

Looking for what I wanted found what I needed For the last three months I have been looking for a Sarah Jessica Parker mask to wear to a “Sex in the City” party and my luck was running out as the party fast approached. Then BAMM, a friend told me about this mask. I was […]

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Was it worth it?

Was it worth it? Absolutely. When I decided that it was time I invest in a quality horse head mask, I weighed my options. I noticed that there were several other horse head masks on Amazon which were mostly less expensive – but I chose to buy this mask based on all of the customer […]

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Im just horsing around

Im just horsing around Awesome toy, I received this today and took a walk down my street into town wearing it. I heard a guy yell “Yeeaaah!!” and people whispering and talking around me. Only dis advantage is you can not see out of the eyes, the only way you can see if through the […]

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If you're picky about your horse head

If you're picky about your horse head masks look no further I consider myself kind of an expert when it comes to horse head masks, this is one of the better quality masks in my collection. Ive only owned it for three weeks but estimate you could get at least 12 weeks of continual use […]

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A life-changer

A life-changer Because of my homely appearance, I've always had low self-esteem, and have not fared well in romance or my career. This mask has changed all that. Now, people often compliment me on my good looks. I wear the mask at all times. It has helped me make good impressions everywhere I go, especially […]

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Won't fit on a horse or

Won't fit on a horse or a pony for that matter. Unlike many of the people on here, whose sanity I seriously question, I did not buy this product. Neigh, it was gifted to me. They say not to look a gift horse in the mouth, but in this case I must. First, do not […]

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There is only horse now

There is only horse now I must say, I was on the fence about this until I started reading the rave reviews. I'm currently convincing all of my friends to purchase this item as well in order to amass a herd of horsemen. THERE IS ONLY HORSE NOW!!!!!!!!!!

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Too Realistic

BEWARE Too Realistic BEWARE Too Realistic As a baby I was dropped on my head so many times that I developed what my doctor calls aberrant cranial grotesque. So I started wearing very large hats like Plush Turkey Drumstick Hat . But wanting something for more formal occasions I tried Accoutrements Horse Head Mask . […]

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Funniest Mask EVER!!

Funniest Mask EVER!! Seriously, this is the funniest mask I have ever seen. You can wear the mask and literally do ANYTHING and it's hilarious. The quality is kind of poor, but it'll hold up and its so funny, it's worth every penny. I ordered one for my brother for his birthday, and now I […]

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I GOT ME A HORSEHEAD!

I GOT ME A HORSEHEAD! Ever since birth, i longed to have the horse of a head as my own. I loathed the boring, average looks of the human cranium, so i began searching for a way to make my desired transformation. After countless “dome” surgeries (as they're called in the biz), i was always […]

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