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DANGEROUS! YOU MAY DIE!!! I came home from work today to see a strange Amazonian package on my door step. At that moment in time the earth stood still and I had an epiphany filled with illusions of grandeur. I knew the time had come, and it was the beginning of the end of life […]

Perfect For My Costume This will be perfect for my Sara Jessica Parker costume! I've been looking for a mask of her face everywhere. I think they mislabeled this one as “horse head” but no matter; I found it anyhow.

Great product. We get it, it's funny. It's got a great look on it's face, and paired with civilian clothes, it looks out of place. The quality of the mask it pretty high as well. For 20 bucks you get a well constructed, textured face that fills out perfectly when you put your head in. […]

Get a girl's hopes up? I love the idea of this! And guys, it wouldn't be a bad thing if you live up to the promise of the mask later on – if you know what I mean. Or at least neigh and snort a lot? Ahaha

If Jackasses Had Any Brains They'd Be Horses This was the perfect topper for my Ann Coulter costume. I received many compliments and everyone knew who I was… thanks a lot!

Creepy as F*9) Wore this at a club, alone. So many pics and hugs. Some people hated me, but they were just jealous of my horse size…head.

Had so much fun I purchased this for my husband who hates to get his picture taken. So it was pretty funny taking pictures christmas morning and him having this on. It was the most fun I have had christmas since I had been a kid and I'm 50!

For all kinds of horse lovers We bought this for our co-worker who expressed his dislike of “any movie that has a horse in it”. We wanted to convert him and turn him into a true fan of horse-based-movies. After 1 day of owning this horse head, he told us “I used to hate horse […]

Cool yet uncool. So, while this mask is quite well recieved by others and should be a blast to wear, you can expect to miss out on 90% of the things going on around you. Hearing is difficult but the worst part is how hard it is to see anything. You are left trying to […]

The adult film industry condemns this! I am a notorious porn kingpin who has produced over 500 XXX parodies of classic Hollywood films. I considered it a godsend when I came across this product while filming “The [CENSORED]”, perhaps my most brilliant creation yet, an almost scene-by-scene remake of “The Godfather”. However, when it arrived […]