The adult film industry condemns this!
I am a notorious porn kingpin who has produced over 500
XXX parodies of classic Hollywood films. I considered it a godsend when I came across this product while filming “The [CENSORED]”, perhaps my most brilliant creation yet, an almost scene-by-scene
remake of “The Godfather”. However, when it arrived on location it just creeped everyone out. Seriously, I've witnessed two guys [CENSORED] a three-legged [CENSORED] around a poker table while [CENSORED
CENSORED CENSORED] in a jacuzzi full of Pepto-Bismol, so I'm hardly naive, but this thing gave everyone nightmares. The Salvation Army appreciated it, though.