BEWARE Too Realistic
BEWARE Too Realistic As a baby I was dropped on my head so many times that I developed what my doctor
calls aberrant cranial grotesque. So I started wearing very large hats like Plush Turkey Drumstick Hat . But wanting something for more formal occasions I tried Accoutrements Horse Head Mask . Big Mistake. As soon as my neighbor's 12 year old
daughter saw me in my new Accoutrements Horse Head Mask she immediately locked me in her stable. I spent the next two weeks arguing that I was not really a horse while giving rides to her and all of her friends. Finally one night she left the stable
door unlocked and I was able to make it home. BEWARE: This mask can be TOO realistic.
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