I GOT ME A HORSEHEAD!
Ever since birth, i longed to have the horse of a head as my own. I loathed the boring, average looks of the human
cranium, so i began searching for a way to make my desired transformation. After countless “dome” surgeries (as they're called in the biz), i was always left feeling too human. Then, one day while surfing the interwebz, i stumbled across this Horse Head Mask. I had finally
found my DREAM!!! This mask is total AWESOME SAUCE! It looks convincing, is well made, and was cheap cheap CHEAP! This mask is guaranteed to get your average humans friends laughing, and your better, more sophisticated horse friends to envy you and your gorgeous head. So buy
this mask and wear it all the time to such events as weddings, business meetings, a trip to the (horse) racing track, space exploration, spelunking, or any other horse or non-horse related activity. Enjoy your horse head mask folks, i know i am!