DANGEROUS! YOU MAY DIE!!!

I came home from work today to see a strange Amazonian package on my door step. At that moment in time the earth stood still and I had an epiphany filled with illusions of grandeur. I knew the time had come, and it was the beginning of the end of life as I knew it. I always knew my life was meant for great things, and this was the moment of truth in

which I would evolve into a grand stallion. When I became one with the mask, I could feel the earth's wrath. A magnitude 10.0 earthquake shook the ground in all directions. I saw 4 white headless horsemen coming at me from one direction, and from another corner I saw a fire breathing Chupacabra. A ManBearPig fell from the sky and also joined the hunt with these vicious assassins. I tried to escape galloping as fast as I could, but I could only see the impending doom which awaited me. I tripped over a golden gnome and fell down a steep cliff creating a rock slide. I knew my time was up and I was getting ready to die. As I was preparing to die, I realized that I just fell down 300 feet of rocks and I am still alive. Perhaps the gods have granted the horse

mask bearer with immortality? As I lay unconscious in the pile of rocks, I saw some sort of horse hybrid women with the head of a horse and the body of a women. She said her name was Sarah Jessica Parker and the gods have sent her to retrieve the Holy Grail in order to prevent the apocalypse. I told her I can help as long as she keeps me safe from the beasts which where after me. The Chupacabra appeared behind me and asked “what beast?” (Apparently they have good hearing and are easily offended.) The four white headless horsemen surrounded me and said. “Ayye foo, where you get dat mask yo?” I told them I ordered it online on Amazon and offered to help them order one in exchange for my life. I pulled out my Htc Evo cell phone and clicked on the Amazon

app. Unfortunately Sprint never has service anywhere and the white headless horsemen started to get impatient. Fortunately for me, the Chupacabra had a Iphone 4s with Verizon and he had full bars. I was able to order one for everyone with free Amazon prime 2 day shipping. They said they will be back for my soul if the orders don't arrive. If you never hear from me again you will know why. Just when I thought I was safe the horse hybrid women Sarah Jessica Parker mugged me and took my head and exclaimed “immortality is mine.” I warned her about the dangers of the mask and apparently the gods agreed with my risk assessment because she was struck by lightning and died forever united with the mask. Her body was never recovered.

Perfect For My Costume

This will

be perfect for my Sara Jessica Parker costume! I've been looking for

a mask of her face everywhere. I think they mislabeled this one as

“horse head” but no matter; I found it anyhow.

Great product.

We get it, it's funny. It's got a great look on it's

face, and paired with civilian clothes, it looks out of place. The quality of the mask it pretty high as well. For 20 bucks you get a well constructed, textured

face that fills out perfectly when you put your head in. The rubber mask smell on the inside isn't too bad. After one day of stuffing my clothes in there

to get some of the smell out, it's very subtle.

The ladies love it, and it obviously lends itself to 'hung' comments.

Get a girl's hopes up?

I love

the idea of this! And guys, it wouldn't be a bad thing if

you live up to the promise of the mask later on – if you know what

I mean. Or at least neigh and snort a lot? Ahaha

If Jackasses Had Any Brains

They'd Be Horses

This was the perfect topper for

my Ann Coulter costume. I received many compliments

and everyone knew who I was… thanks a lot!

Creepy as F*9)

Wore

this at a club, alone. So many pics and hugs.

Some people hated me, but they were just jealous

of my horse size…head.

Had so much fun

I purchased this for

my husband who hates to get his picture taken. So it was pretty funny taking

pictures christmas morning and him having this on. It was the most fun I have

had christmas since I had been a kid and I'm 50!

For all kinds of horse lovers

We bought this for our co-worker who expressed his dislike

of “any movie that has a horse in it”. We wanted to convert him and turn him into a true fan of horse-based-movies. After 1 day of owning this horse head, he told us “I

used to hate horse movies. Now I wear this to the theater to show my love for all things equestrian!” Wearing the head, he spends hours gazing fondly at the dvd cases of his

favorite horse-based movies: Seabiscuit, National Velvet, The Black Stallion, Black Beauty, and his favorite, Secretariat. MF, this review is for you!

Cool yet uncool.

So, while this mask is quite well recieved by others

and should be a blast to wear, you can expect to miss out on 90% of the things going on around you. Hearing is difficult but the worst

part is how hard it is to see anything. You are left trying to see through the nostrils and mouth. These openings are pretty small and

6-8″ from your face. To hide the neck line you will need to tuck into a shirt with a high neck. Great idea – poorly executed.

The adult film industry condemns this!

I am a notorious porn kingpin who has produced over 500

XXX parodies of classic Hollywood films. I considered it a godsend when I came across this product while filming “The [CENSORED]”, perhaps my most brilliant creation yet, an almost scene-by-scene

remake of “The Godfather”. However, when it arrived on location it just creeped everyone out. Seriously, I've witnessed two guys [CENSORED] a three-legged [CENSORED] around a poker table while [CENSORED

CENSORED CENSORED] in a jacuzzi full of Pepto-Bismol, so I'm hardly naive, but this thing gave everyone nightmares. The Salvation Army appreciated it, though.